Gronion


pr-nounced like onion with ‘gr’ in front, and usually in the plural.

singular: – a left (or right) sailor’s t-st-cl- that has been grossly inflated by a true ‘blow’ job in some stinking back-street asian or arab port during sh-r- leave.

plural – (gronions) the worst scenario. both b-lls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious f-ll-t–, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the r-ct-m at the same time.
ship’s doctor:

‘you seem to have a severe case of the gronions’.

sailor:

‘is there any cure?’

ship’s doctor:

‘no; but if you’re willing, i suggest you donate one to -rs-nal and the other to man. u.’
green onions, chives, or scallions
yo, can i get some gronions on my baked potato!?

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