Gronking
violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.
gronking a department store mannequin leg.
verb,the act of violently spiking a football after scoring a touchdown, the act of posing for pictures shirtless with a p-rn star, the act of being the best at what you do.
“i just scored my 15th touchdown this year. #gronking”
a meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. usually done for photographic purposes.
came from when an american football player rob gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive p-rnstar (didi jones) wearing his jersey.
i got a picture of me gronking with that random that i raw dogged last night.
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