gronola gal
a smart, down to earth, outdoorsy women that takes care of her body and isn’t into material goods. kind, considerate, friendly, and individualistic women that volunteers and cares about the environment. tends not to care for drama either. there is a posiblity she eats granola but not a requirement.
i am tired of the shopaholics and want to meet a nice gronola gal.
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