safety goggles
when one purposely gets drunk enough to attain the condition of beer goggles in order to survive an otherwise embarr-ssing s-xual encounter with somebody who is physically unattractive.
tom’s evening was nearly ruined when his friends forced him to play wingman with the fat ugly broad who was c-ckblocking and impeding their chances of scoring it with her more attractive companions. fortunately, he utilized his wits and before he could take one for the team, he downed several bottles of dogfish head 90 minute india pale ale, then nailed the b-tch while his inebriated senses mistook her for a jessica alba lookalike and enjoyed every minute of it. when he was done, he got dressed and got out while still drunk, otherwise he could have p-ssed out and woken up moments later sober and with the poor man’s rosie o’donnell in bed with him. thus, his safety goggles did work after all.
when someone has on sungl-sses for the sole purpose of looking at t-ts.
guy 1: nice shades.
guy 2: these? they’re just my safety goggles.
the s-xual act in which a woman puts t-st-c-ls in her eyes (hence safety goggles) and her tongue up an -ss hole while the c-ck is slapped against her forehead. usually willing but in forced cases see safety sungl-sses
aj: did u hear that girl squeal when the got a pearl necklace? logan: ya dude i heard mike gave her some safety goggles too! aj: she had chocolate on her lips, extra eye lashes and a white head band on?!
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