groo


a barbarian who is as dangerous as a stampede of cattle…and almost as smart. along with his intrepid, oddly-loyal hound rufferto, he roams another time and place, leaving destruction in his wake.
groo leapt into the fray, with cheesedip around his lips, and turned everyone into mulch.
1. a fat b-tch that could afford to lose 50 pounds or more.
2. an extreme form of grossness.
a. often referred to appearance of an ugly b-tch. can also be used to offend nasty -ss hoes with venereal disease.
b. can suggest a disgusting taste and feel.
1. she’s groos.
2. don’t touch that sh-t, it’s groos.
3. that hoe got some saggy -ss t-ts, h-lla groos.
4. i would not beat, that’s some f-cked up, groos s-x.
5. that sh-t taste h-lla groos, my dog wouldn’t eat it.
6. yo, that b-tch is h-lla groos.
a sh-tty come stain on a pillow
‘he left a groo on my pillow after he pulled out.’
an online gaming clan, present in many games such as halo 2, counterstrike: source and guildwars, based in the united kingdom. groo pwns joo.
wierdfish42, obsequious wonk, ninjabread, bslsthgrt, twillly, gigus, mr stabby6, bubbleshum and dr jeffaz are all groo members. groopies welcome 🙂
the words goose and gross mashed together to symbolize mother teresa’s extreme power over the weak and the colour of st-lawrence
bacon bits are groos on salad.
something one may mumble after undergoing something arduous and/or painful. also may be uttered if one is not feeling well. popularized by video game reviewer “yahtzee” on his web review show “zero punctuation”.
(after taking a bullet to the chest)
jimmy: “groo, my chest!”

(while sick and/or dying)
baldur: “groo…..”

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