groober
slang word deriving from german meaning p-n-s.
omg thats gross. put your groober away.
a small thin h-m-s-xual male whom is only attracted to older, dominant aboriginal males. they are usually extremely pale of skin and have a prep-b-scent cracking to their voice. groobers are very proud individuals, and often showcase their pride by shouting “f-ck you! i’m groober!”
person 1: “wow that guy totally has that nate dog’s d-ck in his mouth!”
person 2: “oh man he’s so skinny and pale, what a h-m- b-tch!”
person 1: ” he’s totally a groober!”
person 2: ” i agree, his voice is cracking like a 12 year old.”
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