groom the dog
a term used to describe when a male spruces up his overall crotch area.
even when marvin wore shorts it was quite obvious he didn’t groom the dog.
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tina was quite pleased with timmy’s dog grooming. “there is nothing like a man who rocks the vicious v and grooms his dog so well.”
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