Groupanic


the fear & anxiety caused by the sudden realization that you’ve purchased too many groupons (or other similar “deal of the day” online certificates) and have no time to use them before they expire.
i’m in a total groupanic, i have three restaurant deals expiring this friday and none of my friends want to have dinner with me. what a waste, i could have used that money on beer & p-rn instead!

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