Groose


masturbation. (to groose, groosing)
im having a groose.

; afk, groosing.
grey goose. slang for those who have consumed the beverage and cannot speak straight.
“get a bottle of the groose grab a mic and flow”.
go ask someone who doesn’t have d-ck gross
what’s groose? duhhh, you -ss-hole your groose!

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