Grooted


the act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living sp-ce while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.
“can you p-ss the texas pete!”
“i just got grooted”
acronym for get rid of one thing every day. to eliminate/throw away/give away one item laying around one’s household daily, in order to eliminate excessive clutter to better organize things.
i grooted an old can of varnish that had been sitting under my bathroom sink for years.

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