Grooting
using only one word or phrase to speak. inspired by guardians of the galaxy character groot, who does this.
“peaches,” he growled. “peaches.”
“no offense, but why is he grooting?”
the act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby groot.
person 1: dude what are you doing?
person 2: im grooting
person 1: why?
person 2: i am groot
person 1: can i try?
person 2: we are groot
#groot #baby groot #guardians of the galaxy #i am groot #we are groot
the act and fetish of having intercourse with a person using a branch or twig while repeatedly saying “i am groot”
i am totally into grooting
#groot #grooted #grooter #grout #groots
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