grooviechick


a large female(fat, bbw), of the human variety. often seen at mcdonalds, or kfc. seemingly good natured, however generally hiding a darker side.

usually highly deceitful and untrustworthy, will often lie to protect her perceivied “reputation”.

commonly pr-ne to extreme promiscuity (slapper, hoe), will f-ck anything that shows the least bit interest.
dude#1: hey man, i got head from this chick i met online last night! she invited me over, sucked me off, and then drive me home !!!

dude#2: wow, that sounds like a mean grooviechick, what’s her msn ? 😉

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