gros bébé


any student of a high school french cl-ss who is constantly har-ssed and ridiculed by the teacher with little to no reason. typically, the teacher of the cl-ss is a large woman in her mid 2,000s, who’s physical features are shockingly similar to that of a gorilla. the term translates from french to mean “big baby.”
anthony, a student of immense intelligence, in order to relief an itch he had on each side of his torso, decided to scratch under his arms during his french cl-ss. unfortunately for bright, young anthony, his actions were misinterpreted as monkey gestures, and he was immediately ridiculed by his zoo-animal-like teacher, who called him “un gros bébé” and took a point off of every little mistake he made on every test from that day on.

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