gross call


an accusation or self-admission when it becomes apparent that someone you thought was attractive, after only seeing him or her from a distance, gets closer and you see that he or she is actually not attractive at all.
me: oh look at that hot chick over there.
you: oh wow.
(she gets closer)
me: oh wait. ugh. gross call.

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