Grottage
to search the internet for mentions of, or references to, oneself.
derivation: google-frottage (frottage meaning the act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain s-xual gratification).
i was grottaging yesterday and came across an old picture of myself when i used to resemble a walrus.
he likes to grottage before going to bed.
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