Guinnesscide


1) drinking nothing but guinness all night, nearly resulting in your death due to the nitrogen sh-ts the next day.

2) drinking all the irish beer in a single bar

3) consuming five or more irish car bombs, in a single sitting.
rost: dude, you just destroyed the bathroom!
rhett: yeah, i committed guinnesscide last night. sorry

bailey: barkeep, i’ll have a smithwicks.
barkeep: sorry, but a bunch of kids came in here and committed guinnesscide. but we have bluemoon.
bailey: f-ck bluemoon

rhett: when did drew get so drunk?
rost: he committed guinnesscide a while ago.
rhett: but he’s drinking dirty shirley temples?
rost: yeah, but he had like ten irish car bombs earlier.

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