grouchy turtle
name given to a fully erect p-n-s which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.
so, i was banging away, when my d-ck came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. the grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.
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she queefed while i was eatin’ her. my proud peac-ck became a grouchy turtle after that mess.
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