Kid Canvas
at the end of a s-xual episode, you pull out and spray your load(i.e. your kids) all over her stomach/br–sts(i.e. her canvas).
so i was having s-x with amy and right when i was ready to pop i pulled out and blew my load all over her kid canvas.
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