ground-pounding


(v.) the act of having s-x with the earth.
males
step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
step 2: whip out your p-n-s.
step 3: stick your p-n-s in the hole.
females
step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
step 2: pull your pants down.

step 3: insert tree stump/root into v-g-n-.
student 1 : did you hear about alexander kurl?
student 2: no! what did he do?
student 1: he gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.

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