ground shrinkage
1. when you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have “magically” shrunk.
2. referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she’s actually hideous close up.
you: “bro, i’m gonna go get that chick’s number that just walked in. she looks fine!”
minutes later….
your friend: “how’d it go?”
you: “really disappointing. when i got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so i bailed.”
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