grouphug
a disturbing place where distressed teenage boys and girls can confess all of the demented and twisted things they have done. there are four known types of grouphug posts.
1: a long, almost poetic love confession that usually ends in “oh god i need help” or “i love you (insert name) so much i want to kill you/myself”
2: a long -ss life story about all the horrible things you have done.
3: a short, ridiculous comment on something completely random such as “i make a stinky and i likey”
4: a confession that is so utterly disturbing and/or disgusting,one just has to read it and feel ashamed to be a human being
ex: i work at a pizza hut. whenever i see a hot chick, i -j-c-l-t- into the pizza dough. alot of women out there don’t know that they have eaten sperm
in conclusion: good for a laugh, but may destroy your sanity and/or make you hate the human race
a cool website where all these freaky people confess all the freaky stuff they’ve done. its sometimes really funny, and sometimes really scary.
grouphug.us
#424166984:
i fart terribly often at work, i just let them waft out, they go from nothing, to slightly stale to fresh and finally when i do one that makes me gasp, i go take a dump. my podmates must know its me and i hate to think what they must think of me for it but i dont stop,
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i fake being lesbian with my friends so that i could f-ck their boyfriends without getting caught
a hug shared by three or more good friends, as an expression of unity and mutual affection.
i was pleasantly surprised when my best friend and his children gave me a group hug.
term used to describe a s-xual experience involving more than two people. like an orgy or even a train basically.
yo is that girl down for the group hug?
the best website
url : www.grouphug.us
a hilarious human zoo where you can laugh at the freakish ravings of angsty teenagers who think some minor infraction like using their boyfriend’s toothbrush or weeing in the bushes makes them the incarnation of daring and adventure. failing that, laugh at the pervy stuff.
typical grouphug:
“omg i dropped my gf’s toothbrush in the toilet i can never love again and i’d know all about that because i’m all of 15 years old”
“i like to make love to ketchup bottles and vacuum cleaners with the curtains open. naughty, aren’t i?”
veerry awkward, where one of your friends and their bf/gf say “group hug” and u innocently do it then they start making out and your trapped
sasha and tim gave me a group hug, i felt violated 🙁
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