Growler

an avalanche of fecal matter that demands being let loose from your intestines. a bowel movement which requires sprinting to the nearest bathroom.
when i went to el pollo loco, i knew it was a 50/50 shot. but ten minutes after downing two thighs, i sprinted to the can to let out a gigantic growler.
a mean, butch looking p-ssy. as friendly as a bulldog, and as much fun to kiss.

see: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, c-ckpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl sp-ce, c-m depository, c-m dumpster, c-ntcake, c-nt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front b-m, fly catcher, f-ckhole, garage, gash, gates of heaven, golden doorway, grand canyon, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of h-ll, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love c-n-l, lower lips, meat wallet, m-ff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, p-ssy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, sn-tch, sp-ce, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, tw-t, undercut, v-g-n-, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
my teacher -ssured me, that the growler would not bite!
(slang) v-g-n-

this word was popularised by bo’selecta! and the character of lorraine kelly, with her famous phrase, ‘have ya seen me growler’ as she parted her legs to reveal an unsightly mound of pubic hair.

this word is generally used to describe an old, unkept or generally disgusting v-g-n-. it is not a pleasant term.
cr-p on a stick!! that’s some disgusting growler.

your mum showed me her growler last night. it was sick.
a tw-t, p-ssflaps, hedgehog with its guts hanging out, furry axe wound. a womans v-g-n-.
princess diana shocked the royal party by announcing to the crowd:

“hey boys, anyone want to come into the royal box to have a stab at my growler?”
heavily hairy minge. from avid merrion’s portrayal of lorraine kelly in channel 4’s bo’ selecta.
– can you see me growler?

alternatively:
– so did she have a real growler?
the swelling of a horrendous amount of fecal matter moments before it is excremented.
“i’ve got to get off the phone now, that five pound carne asada burrito i had last night has produced a giant growler in my intestine the is about to crown”
distended vertical bacon sandwich, usually badly in need of attention. see also badly packed kebab.
“mummy, why did that lady just growl at me?”
particularly hairy female fun gear. often applied to female military aircrew.
show us yer growler!

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