Hallucibration
the phantom vibration one feels down their leg immediately prompting them to reach for their phone and check for messages, status updates or incoming calls. furthermore apparent when said device isn’t even in the targeted pocket.
dood why are you playing with yourself?
i’m not – i keep getting hallucibrations even though my phone is on the table…
the sensation you get when you know your phone is on silent and you feel it vibrate in your pocket only to discover when you pull it out that you had imagined it.
hallucibration(s), hallucibrating, hallucibrates.
person a – hang on, my phone is going off – oh, no, wait – i was just an hallucibration
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