growling at the badger
what they call c-nn-l-ng-s in glasgow, scotland (source: billy connolly, the funniest man in the world)
also known as “going the growl”
“know what they call c-nn-l-ng-s in glasgow?…. growling at the badger!”
to conduct oral s-x on a female
“what were you doing there? it smells, and looks like a badly packed kebab!”
“i was growling at the badger.”
although often used to indicate oral s-x on a female, a new definition has been recently discovered.
growling at the badger is the -rg-smic sound made by a man as a result of using two hands to have intercourse with a badger, often using a sausage for added pleasure.
growling at the badger sound effects
man: fnarr fnarr
badger: -badger sounds-
sausage:…
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