gruffalo
a bear shaped bipedal character from children’s stories. a gruffalo’s lower jaw extends beyond the upper jaw with two large upward pointing teeth. the gruffalo has a heart of gold but it’s outward appearance is that of one that does not wish to be messed with.
the term gruffalo can be used as a semi-endearment to describe someone who is quite gruff (traditional meaning) i.e. with a temporary but short and snappy introductory temperament. a gruffalo likes to show that he is gruff (by moving things roughly and hunching the shoulders) but is capable of maintaining a reasonable (if a little gruff) conversation if you wish to. the gruffalo often appears in the morning and arrives late at the office so his gruffness is visible to other staff.
oh – look out! here comes the gruffalo.
it is a term used to describe the most foul looking women you could possibly imagine. these women only are seen when they come out of the lagoon in order get action by cornering unsuspecting, drunk men. this term is not to be taken lightly.
matt, bill, and garrett have hooked up with gruffaloes.
the best of the best. a bad–ss mother f-ckin’ mother f-cker who ever f-cked a mother.
hey kyle, you know steven right? yeah, why? he is such a gruffalo.
a buffalo and a gruffalo
when a gruffalo is mad, sad and happy it makes a d=soubnd like this “gruffaloooooo!!!!!!” and when they are mad and going to eat you its “im gona f-cken eat you!!!!’
a term coined by the sf08, refering to a hairy beast of a man. can often be found whistling his own theme song “gruffalo soldier”
said he was a…
gruffalo soldier
back-hair rasta
buffalo soldier- in the heart of ras al khaimah, etc
a girl that looks like the mix between a gorilla and buffalo
jake: omg that girl steff last night looked like a total gruffalo dude!
me: i kno man i almost threw up my blueberry rofl
a girl that looks like the mix between a gorilla and buffalo
jake: omg that girl steff last night looked like a total gruffalo dude!
me: i kno man i almost threw up my blueberry rofl
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