gruffle monkey


someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. someone all in a huff. usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.
woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
man: stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.

or

man: lets have s-x darling
woman: i cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
man: stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.

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