Gruft


1. a satisfactory collection of facial hair.

2. pubic hair
1. when i’m thinking, i often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise

2. i buried my face in her v-g-n-, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.
the exact point at which b-ttock cheeks meet; above the crack, but below the cleft.
q: where did that wasp sting you?
a: right on my gruft!

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