grumble junkie
internet commenter whose entire output consists of complaints. grumble junkies are mostly conservative-leaning posters complaining about the president (and any one remotely -ssociated with him in any way), though experts theorize that should a conservative get elected president, liberals will rapidly take to the fore of this peculiar subcuture.
real concerned citizen: “impeach ob-mmer, biden, holder, reid, and kerry now! the government is conspiring to take your (insert amendment here) rights!”
(scramble names, repeat 10x daily)
reply: “man, you are such a grumble junkie.”
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