Grumble Strip
a totally undisguised fart, a proud display of -rs- trumpetting that causes whatever the giver is sitting on to reverberate like a car driving on the rumble strip of a motor-way. the best exponents can deliver a sound also similar to tyres on a rumble strip.
brian was on the sofa the other night when he produced a grumble strip of such magnitude that his mrs shot her bolt in the excitement.
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- abreast
1. side by side; beside each other in a line 2. equal to or alongside in progress, attainment, or awareness (usually fol. by of or with) 1.they walked two abreast down the street. 2.to keep abreast of scientific developments; keeping abreast with the times. a single breast. opposite of two br–sts. “hey look! abreast!”
- Academic Immunity
the ability to not give a cr-p about school, homework, or studying, disregard them near-completely, and still achieve a p-ssing grade. i noticed my academic immunity take a hard dive when those teacher-b-tches moved me up into accelerated cl-sses.
- Gubbage
a word to describe introductory emails, signup information, p-ssword reminders, security confirmations and the like. useful stuff usually buried at the bottom of old inboxes. it’ll be hidden, so you’ll have to look through all your gubbage.
- Accidental Gayness
the act of accidentally touching a person of the same s-x in a semi-innapropriate way. i was in the back of a car with a frind and our hands met in the center seat, resulting in accidental gayness.
- acid-face bitch
an arrogant, liberal female wh-r- who has had multiple plastic surgeries and is very rude and really ugly, but thinks she’s good looking. i hate nancy pelosi, that acid-face b-tch