Grumble surf
searching the internet for ‘grumble’ – grot, indecent images, sm-t and/or p-rnography.
n.b. not to be confused with ‘grumble serf’ – a p-rn servant, ‘c-mpanion’, or ‘rut-monkey’.
“mam, can you get some tissues when you’re at the shops? i fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. you told me off last time when i didn’t wipe down afterwards.”
internet p-rnography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy
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