Grumpkin
when you are right and they are just plain grumpy about it.
“why you gotta be a grumpkin?”
the act of sh-tting while recieving fellacio
man she sucked me dry while i dropped a loaf!
a s-x session in which one sits on a toilet taking a sh-t while another person gives the sh-tter a bl-w j-b
” dude you gave a great grumpkin last night”
the game of giving a girl spicy food then having -n-l s-x with her. then the male would punch the woman in the stomach and scream “grumpkins!” and pulling out before fecal matter lands on the p-n-s. if fecal matter does land on the male p-n-s then the male loses.
i didn’t pull out in time so i lost grumpkins
#-n-l #sh-t #grumpkins #spicy food #grumpkin
one of a variety of individuals, who is bubbly like a volcano, snuggly as an ant-tank mine, and enjoys hillsides of cabot extra sharp cheddar cheese. as much as any such individual can enjoy such things, which is quite an excessive amount.
“ant-tank mines always have to be stabilized before you grab them. this is why i kiss you at the same time.what a grumpkin!”
#leona ledotherick #kate #k #you #she who must eat cheese
blumpkin from a solid gold robot
steve: dude, i was on the blumpkin bus yesterday and i totally got multiple grumpkins from that solid gold hobot
#blumpkin #bus #robot #gold #hobot
the seam-like ridge of skin that appears on the scr-t-m of male animals.
man, those bikes shorts totally chafed my grumpkin.
#scr-t-m seam #nut ridge #ball line #divider #county line.
a twist and flick of the b-lls while receiving a bl-wj-b, thus making the person grumpy.
garrett was getting a bj when amy decided to bust out the grumpkin.
#flick #twist #bj #bl-wj-b #grumpkin
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