grumpophile
a person who enjoys being grumpy and thus finds ways of staying grumpy. perfectly encapsulated by people who are always putting others down and shooting down attempts at happiness.
me: hey dad, i just bought us two tickets to go to the bahamas during christmas!
dad: i hate islands. vacations are never fun. how much did you pay for those tickets? you must be an idiot to pay that much! etc.
me: man, what a grumpophile.
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