Rurt
rurt is an onomatopoeiac term for ketchup/sauce as it resembles the sound made when the condiment is squirted/extracted from its container.
the word rurt originates from the newtownards area of northern ireland and its best pr-nunced with your finest insult-tinged northern irish accent.
ketchup = red rurt, hp sauce = brown rurt, mayo = white rurt, mustard = yellow rurt, humous = greek rurt, salsa = spanish rurt etc…
here jonty! p-ss the f–king rurt ye d–k.
easy on the rurt.
heavy on the rurt.
etc
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