Grumpy Blumpkin


combination of the grumpy munchkin and the blumpkin.
when a woman sits on toilet and takes a sh-t while a guy sits in her lap and sh-ts into the toilet while the girl is reaching around with her mouth and giving him a bl-wj-b.
woman has to be on the bottom incase of horrendous taco sh-ts.
female flexibility is key!
big cat: hey you know that really sk-nky waitress from that restaurant.
little cub: yeah. what about here?
big cat: big cat totally got the grumpy blumpkin from her.
little cub: nfk

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