Grumpy Troll
a s-xual position between any combination of two people (male/female, male/male, female/female) in which the -n-s’s of each partic-p-nt are rubbed together. often used as a last resort for s-xual positions, the act can provide immensely pleasurable sensations for those with highly sensitive -n-l lips. this s-xual position is not to be confused with the spritely elf.
ken and cory finally attempted the grumpy troll position after exhausting all other s-xual avenues with each other.
the act of two individuals rubbing their b-ttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve s-xual pleasure. so named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the partic-p-nts during the act.
person 1: guys, i tried the grumpy troll last night.
person 2: seriously? feel anything.
person 1: nothing. literally, nothing.
person 2: how hard did you try.
person 1: let me put it this way. i’m much grumpier today.
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