grundle gnome


the tiny creatures that knit your grundle fur to your b-llsack hair when you’re seated. when you stand the hair rips apart. ouch!!!
whilst watching the football game the grundle gnomes visited me, and now both grundle and bag are sore.
a f-cking hilarious word, i guess it could be crabs, bit it sounds funny as h-ll
that douchebag is a f-cking grundle gnome
small gnomes that live in the grundle region, usually in a dirty grundle.
dude, i was taking a shower and i could hear the grundle gnomes screaming as they were washed away!

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