grundlemonkey
grundlemonkey (pl grundlemonkeys) n. –
1. various debris or foreign matter attached to the nether region between posterior and anterior (see grundle); also the annoyance thereof.
2. a person (or persons) representing said debris and its annoyance.
1. “so i pulled down her panties and there was this freaking grundlemonkey just staring at me. i wrapped her back up and sent her home.”
2. “d-mn, dude, quit hanging around so close with that terrible gold chain and musk, you grundlemonkey.”
1.) the grundle monkey is a ravenous beast that hunts the gouch spider. see gouch spider for further explanations.
2.) used to describe a compulsive lying monkey claiming to deserve three purple hearts, and a bag of p–p. slang for john kerry.
1.) the grundle monkey is attacking!
2.) the grundle monkey is still attacking!
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