Grundloid
a hemorrhoid that “migrates” from your b-tthole to your grundle and/or n-ts-ck; often very painful.
dude, i thought i sat on one of my b-lls but i totally sat on a grundloid.” “ouch, f-dawg, are you going to have it lanced?” “no way, man, my wife likes the cherry tomato when tossing my salad!
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