Grunkies


faces made of a single pile of sand. pebbles, sh-lls, sticks and seaweed are used to define facial features such as nose, eyes, mouth, ears, etc. grunkies are meant to be a little grotesque. they are said to keep watch over swimmers and protect them from dangers, such as the undertoad.
sean: though we built three grunkies, you should still be careful of the undertoad.
groovy+funky=grunky, but sounds like something to describe sewage.
“urgh..it’s grunky.”
i’ve always used this word as “gross” + “chunky.” i invented this word years ago to describe some nondescript cafeteria food. looks like others invented a word with a similar definition.
“honey, i appreciate you making your family’s traditional prune and peanut habanero chili con carne yesterday, but the results were rather grunky.”
adj. looking like or dressing as a slovenly or homely older woman

resembling an ugly granny
d-mn, nice panties girl. you so grunky!
hillbilly name for a family matron (ie grandmother, great-grandmother, mother in law, etc.)
my grunky beat the smack outta my daddy for cheatin on momma.

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