Gruntsquat
see also o.h.u.b. and underbob
the act of squatting down….underbobbing…the resulting -rg-sm creates more of a grunting sound due to the position of the scrunched up body/torso. most times, body cramps result during the buildup due again, to position….resulting in one, nice loud grunting, painful yet strangely stimulating -rg-sm.
again, watch yourself on the overspray.
see also f.o.g.s.
self explanatory. if you can’t follow the directions, you shouldn’t be jacking off. go gruntsquat!
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