Grunyon


the grunyon is a mythical late-night after-party spot located somewhere in chicago, il. only reachable in the extreme stages of a hard brownout or blackout stupor, patrons of the grunyon are hard-pressed to recall concrete details, but always report continued heavy drinking, cigarettes and mexican food.
q: what happened to you last night after the bar closed? we all left and you disappeared?

a: i went to the grunyon.
a pack of eagleyphortes
my grunyon got attacked by my fleebarb.

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