linuxoid
a computer geek whose brain is totally devoured by the linux operating system. sleeps in a server room, feeds on beer and cramps extracted from the keyboard, wears a shapeless checkered shirt and old stained jeans, never shaves or visits a hairdresser.
the best alarm clock for a linuxoid is
“at 07:00 >mplayer -playlist 123.m3u”.
you wake up at 6:58 wondering why it doesn’t play and run to the computer to check if there are any bugs
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