Grut


a period of time where the game grumps are in a rut. also known as the excrement of a dolphin after he’s j-zzed and bled.
“yea the game grumps new episode was kind of lacking, i think they might be in a grut.”

“oh my god! did you see that dolphin at sea world grut everywhere?!?”
1. underpants – especially male ones.
can you please stop leaving your smelly, used gruts all over the floor?
scottish food, possibly related to groats. subject of the momologue ‘gruts for tea’ by the late scottish writer and performer ivor cutler.
“billy, billy, gruts for tea!”
bulging area found on men between the waist and the groin/genital area.

man, you really need to get to the gym and lose some of those gruts!
marijuana. also known as drugs. you smoke them.
how did we smoke an ounce of grut that quickly?! i guess we should buy another…
a mixture of a grape and a nut. either a grape inside of a nut, or a nut inside of a grape. usually either grapes are inserted into pistachio sh-lls, or almonds or cashews are inserted into the center of a grape, but a true grut is any heterogeneous mixture of grapes and nuts.
person a: “i’m really hungry, but all i have are some grapes and nuts. what should i do?”

person b: “don’t worry. insert the grape into the pistachio nut sh-lls, and eat them. it’s called a grut. they’re really good.”

person a: “what else could i do with them.”

person b: “well you can also take an almond or cashew and insert it into the center of the grape. then you can eat it. that’s another form of the grut…”
uk word, from the bristol/south-west region
ere mate, shazzer had the smelliest grut ever.

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