GRUTA


acronym for “getting raped up the -ss”
– originally derived from the frappuccino trips with josh, evan and sandler.
– it can be taken either in its literal meaning or if you are “scared sh-tless” of someone figuratively raping you.
1.

j.u: “aww sh-t i have english next!”
j.l: “haha you’re gonna gruta by morris!”

2.

j(1): “i had a great night with my girlfriend last night!”
j(2): “haha she looks like such a man”
j(1): “ya… i gruta-ed…” (—sob…sob—)
j(2): “haha you sick f-cker”
acronym for:
good
root
up
the
-rs-
that wagon/-ss really gets on my nerves. (s)he is a candidate for gruta!

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