Gruth
(pr-nounced: gr-oo-th.)
1) shortened name for a ‘gr-ss hoof’, which is -of course- a form of natural camel toe, so large, it is infact a whole hoof.
most gruth’s are found in an around nature, when trees etc. warp into giant v-g-n-l shapes. this also happens in earth and often overgrown rocks.
this typical hoof is surrounded by or covered with gr-ss or wirey natural substances.
2) thought to be named after ‘babe ruth’, a legendary baseball player. some say, after every home run, babe would use his strengthy right arm and bat the ground into a small dinted hill. this soon became known as a ‘baby gruth’.
hiker1: wow, this nature appears quite dull today, it’s as if i’ve seen it all before!
hiker2: yes, yes. i feel you my brother. but in no s-xual way, i give you my truthful word. this being said, my cheeky woodsman is becoming lonely and full of sorrow.
hiker1: if only there were some form of female genatalia nearby.
-hikers come across a gruth in mountain-
hiker2: my dear chap, i do believe we’ve found ourself a gift of gracious god. i yeild an erect weinus.
-silence-
hiker2: why so silent homechild?
hiker1: i.. i think i just triple’d my breifs.
hiker2: snm. xox
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