gtfomfmf
is a rare and abandoned acronym for the phrase,
“get the f-ck off my face, mother-f-cker”
it was abandoned for the simple reason that
“g-t-f-o muf-muf” is quite an unwieldy and difficult to use combination of sounds.
person 1 “don’t go in there, its filled with head-crabs”
person 2 “it’s fine i have a wrench, wait no . . . omg gtfomfmf”
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