GTL


the process of staying fresh and mint. stands for “gym, tan, laundry.” must be done everyday to achieve maximum potential. side effects include fist pumping. coined by the eloquent mike “the situation” sorrentino from mtv’s ground breaking jersey sh-r-.
you gotta gtl everyday to make sure you’re looking your best bro. if your shirt looks bad it makes the whole product look bad.
the daily life of a true asian. increasing hand eye coordination and brain power.
gtl –> gaming. table tennis. library.
gay tan loser
gtl :
anyone from jersey sh-r-.
anyone who fist pumps.
any male who tans on purpose.
anyone who believes the secret to success is only achievable by going to the gym, tanning and doing laundry.
gtl stands for gym, tan, & laundry.

it was made popular by the cast of jersey sh-r- on mtv.

use: this can be used when leaving a conversation, saying you have to run errands, or things to do.
on phone

person 1: “jersey sh-r- is pathetic, why do people watch this show.”
person 2: “i know right. its so stupid, but it makes me want to fist pump.”
person 1: “haha agreed. well i gotta gtl.”
person 2: “later”
gym. tanning. laundry.

basically done by the guidos of jersey sh-r-
“gtl is the way of life baby. gym tanning laundry.” – the situation
acronym for “gym, tan, laundry”
-the essential components for a true guido/guidette to feel great and no doubt look great.
“gtl. gym, tan, laundry. that’s what it’s all about.”
stands for gym tanning laundry. made notorious by italian-american mike “the situation” from mtv’s 1st season of jersey sh-r-
“this is how we take care of business to look fresh you gotta do gtl time.”

Read Also:

  • Coinivorous

    a coin operated machine that takes you money, but does not give you the product. i put a dollar fifty in that soda machine, but it didn’t give me my drink! d-mn thing is totally coinivorous!

  • phoenix down

    brings you back to life when you kick the bucket. mwahahaaaaa! not even a phoenix down can save you now! brings a party member back to life when their hp has reached zero. usually used by your cheap characters to arise your higher level character.(does not work on aeris) d-mn! clouds down… cait sith! use […]

  • tamasha

    a word common in several indian languages meaning a general hullabaloo, or disturbance, usually accompanied by excitement. “what’s all that tamasha about over there?” “oh, some filmstar has come to open a new mall!”

  • Tango-Papa-Tango

    code word for “trailer park trash” “look at that chic with the open toe sandels and the polyester pant suit; she looks like tango-papa-tango in that get-up”.

  • Tap Diarrhea

    the numerous, uncontrolled amount of sounds performed by a tap dancer. usually coming from tappers of less experience. sounds may or may not be in a rhythmic format and are heard in phrases of taps with not as much ‘breath’. she has tap diarrhea.


Disclaimer: GTL definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.