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  when you are trying to type “hahaha” but your finger goes to far to the left of the h. then you accidentally type it too many times and auto-correct changes “hahaha” to “hagaya” -texting- sandra- -tells funny joke- miranda- hagaya sandra- what? miranda- oops i meant hahaha. stupid auto correct!

• Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties

  slang term for when a kilt-donning man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s chest and tops it with a fresh sh-t then stands up to unveil the masterpiece. after returning home from a long night at the highland fling, aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of haggis, neeps, and tatties.

• hard dick

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• frumped

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• Froomies

  friends that also live together as roommates. i wonder where my froomies are?

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