Guadalupan Blowjob
when a man’s partner travels to guatemala and purchases 4 puppies there. she then returns home and has the puppies begin licking her toes and then she begins dragging them upward all the while licking her. she does this until she is ready for the next part. she then proceeds to shove one puupy down her man’s throat, strap one puppy to each leg, and strap one around his b-lls. she then continues and ends with a normal bl-wj-b.
beatrice wanted to give her husband a guadalupan bl-wj-b for his 28th birthday, but didn’t want to spend too much.
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