Guelf


a guelf is somone who enjoys wrestling with boys so much that people begin to question their s-xuality. their p-ssion for wrestling is only matched by their love of fast food. especially wendy’s
person1, “hey did you hear that ryan was wrestling all

weekend?”

person2, “ya hes a total guelf”
a beautiful girl of elvish qualities
“that girl kinda reminds me of liv tyler in lord of the rings”

“thats one hot guelf”

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